Your walk is:
Pirate-esque


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Deep down what I have is really what I've always wanted. Hooray for halloween!!! I was a burrito and you were _______ (fill in the blank) I'm not as bad as they make me out to be. they just dont know me. Goodbye blue sky....goodbye. Brain spazms make for funny updates. I love you and goodnight.

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So I was thinking (something i dont do often) Why did God have to go and make pubic hair ( Read more... )

FUCK YOU!!

I'm doing way too much. I'm over it.

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Dimebag Darrell, guitarist for Damageplan and Pantera, was killed during a shooting spree at a Columbus, Ohio, nightclub Wednesday night. He was 38.

I'm fucking angry.

I can't see the end of me
My whole expanse I cannot see
I formulate infinity
Stored deep inside me

What the fuck does that even mean? Is he that fucking fat that he cant see his own feet.
Hmm is he also talking about going to the bathroom? I dont understand this drug driv en feelings he speaks of.

My car got towed. 180 dollars to get that bitch out of car jail. I have no interest in getting it back. I figured I'm better off walking considering I fucking have a huge fear of being in cars.

P.S.
I'm still hungry

I forgot how to use AIM.

Nothing has happend soooooo I write nothing.
happy birthday.

I'm bored and hungry. WILL SOMEBODY FUCKING FEED ME!