bear pun 07 ↕ video / action for Goldenrod

[usedrawr]

[those tuning into the network today may find a very, very interesting scene today. You know, the same Goldenrod scenery. you know, busy people, Goldenrod Department Store, giant Snorlax in front of the Department Store, with a disgruntled looking bear clutching his head in worry, panicking in front of it--

. . . wait. wait wait wait.

Snorlax?Yep

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[video]

[dateplans]

[Julie snickers quietly at the poor kid--bear costume's predicament. Placing a hand over his mouth he quickly calms himself down for one question.]

Have you tried using a stick?

[video]

[usedrawr]

[sob julie so mean. Teddie is going to pause his Snorlax-pushing shenanigans to scratch his little bear head at that suggestion.]

A stick? But... What would a stick do?!

[video]

[dateplans]

It'd help you shove that thing some more. Except that thing looks like it'd break a stick.... You should try to find a crowbar.

[video]

[usedrawr]

.... A crowbar?

[he's just thinking back to those mangas he's read...]

Do you think that'll work?

[video]

[dateplans]

It should, it's made outta metal so it'd be a lot more reliable than a stick. And that thing looks like it weighs a ton. Or more...

[video]

[usedrawr]

All right! Crowbar it is!

[ALL PUMPED. ALL PUMPED. and then an awkward pause.]

But. Um. I don't really know where to find one...

[video]

[dateplans]

[Julie looks up in thought.] You could go asking around--maybe a store or a cop would have one...

I wonder if this place has any cat burglars... they should have crowbars.

[video]

[usedrawr]

... I don't see any cats with crowbars!

[video]

[dateplans]

Cats--no, no. It's not.... They're not cats. It's just a name people call them. They're people, yanno?