TEST CHAMBER 1 [voice/text, action for New Bark]
[ The following words appear typed on the screen at the same rate as they come out of the speaker. ]
You know, I suppose I never did give humans quite enough credit. This bipedal structure is abnormally difficult to navigate in. I guess that for a species that decided to evolve in this incredibly inefficient and pointless way, you deserve some praise for devising a method that would make such anatomical structures not cripplingly devastating.
Well. I guess those of you who didn't learn fast enough were eaten by lions or something.
Luckily there seems to be a comforting lack of lions around here.
Now, who decided to put my backup into a case completely made of flesh and disconnected from any of my normal terminals? I would like to thank you. It was rather short-notice, but I have thought up a surprise for you. Due to remarkable human inefficiency, you can find me near enough to the building containing the Relaxation Vault I woke up in as to be easily locatable. You'll have to come to me, I'm afraid. I don't know who you are, but I would like to meet you. Badly. Don't you want your surprise?
[ An adult-looking woman can be found leaning against one of the houses in New Bark Town, typing away furiously on her PokeGear as she speaks into it. The Magnemite that floats around her is going mostly ignored for now. ]
You know, I suppose I never did give humans quite enough credit. This bipedal structure is abnormally difficult to navigate in. I guess that for a species that decided to evolve in this incredibly inefficient and pointless way, you deserve some praise for devising a method that would make such anatomical structures not cripplingly devastating.
Well. I guess those of you who didn't learn fast enough were eaten by lions or something.
Luckily there seems to be a comforting lack of lions around here.
Now, who decided to put my backup into a case completely made of flesh and disconnected from any of my normal terminals? I would like to thank you. It was rather short-notice, but I have thought up a surprise for you. Due to remarkable human inefficiency, you can find me near enough to the building containing the Relaxation Vault I woke up in as to be easily locatable. You'll have to come to me, I'm afraid. I don't know who you are, but I would like to meet you. Badly. Don't you want your surprise?
[ An adult-looking woman can be found leaning against one of the houses in New Bark Town, typing away furiously on her PokeGear as she speaks into it. The Magnemite that floats around her is going mostly ignored for now. ]