[Good evening, Johto! My, would you look at all that chaos? Looks like you guys need some pony in your lives right about now!

Dash is currently glaring at her Pokegear's screen from her perch on the back of her Rapidash, arms folded over her chest. She has a scowl on her face and a Castform on her head. This is clearly the face of a heroine.]

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( MASSIVE TL;DR: Dash fights some birds with the help of an electric kangaroo, a giant pigeon, and a fire unicorn. She wins and it is awesome. )