It occurred to me that I forgot one brief and entertaining exchange from last night's D&D session, as he lays the groundwork for introducing our new character ( Read more... )

No, not the paladin--the GM.

He had an encounter all planned out. It was a good encounter! There were drow warriors and blade spiders and all the trimmings and they marched up to the castle and demanded to know where Drow-Bob was and what we had done with him.

...it got a little out of hand, after that. About the point where we started comparing the ( Read more... )

So here the party is, slaying their way through the dungeon, wandering through a maze, and we come across a cultist.

ROOSTER: Convert or die, and I'm really in a hurry, so let's make that decision quick, okay? Three...two...one ( Read more... )