Deleted Scene
It occurred to me that I forgot one brief and entertaining exchange from last night's D&D session, as he lays the groundwork for introducing our new character.
Our druid had been snatched off by his magic owl spirit guide, leaving us down a player. We prepared to mount our horses and go in pursuit of our butler when...
GM: One more thing...
GM: There's a note tied to the pommel of your horse's saddle. It says "Sending in a pinch-hitter for you. You'll have to train this one." It's signed "Ancient Gil."
PALADIN: Train someone? Arrgh! I write "motherfucker" on the note and toss it over my shoulder.
GM: It vanishes. There's another note tied to your horse.
PALADIN: ...okay.
GM: It says "Don't sass me, boy."
PALADIN: ...I write "yes, sir," on the note.
GM: Damn right you do.
Our druid had been snatched off by his magic owl spirit guide, leaving us down a player. We prepared to mount our horses and go in pursuit of our butler when...
GM: One more thing...
GM: There's a note tied to the pommel of your horse's saddle. It says "Sending in a pinch-hitter for you. You'll have to train this one." It's signed "Ancient Gil."
PALADIN: Train someone? Arrgh! I write "motherfucker" on the note and toss it over my shoulder.
GM: It vanishes. There's another note tied to your horse.
PALADIN: ...okay.
GM: It says "Don't sass me, boy."
PALADIN: ...I write "yes, sir," on the note.
GM: Damn right you do.