OH FUCK YOU HICCUPS D:

I wanna sleep but I caaaaaaant because I have an essay plan to make cry cry cry cry :(

Ok, so I just discovered "My Immortal" which is, to quote Encyclopaedia Dramatica, "the most famous, notoriously bad fan fiction ever written".

I've had to take a break from reading it, because I was laughing too much and I could feel my brain turn to mush...

But this is the bit that's made me have to pause:

“NO!” I screamed. I was horrorfied! ( Read more... )

Just found this God-awful website called mylifeistwilight.com, and was gonna copy/paste one of the entries because it made me wanna die, but my computer refuses to reload the page. I <3 you computer ( Read more... )

I... I can't even begin to explain how ashamed this makes me.
Seriously.

The idea that this could even happen, it's just ridiculous.

And I can't even say, "But I don't care!" because ohhhhh the hypocrisy!

I would post this as a FB status if it weren't so embarassing - but I really really want to see this film:

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Ohhhhhh shoot me now, I don't ( Read more... )

There is a girl on my floor who is obviously under the delusion that she can sing. This wouldn't bother me so much if I WASN'T TRYING TO SLEEP!

And I'm LJing this because I can't post it as a FB status - I've got her and her friends added...

Will post tomorrow, lots to muse over...