I... I can't even begin to explain how ashamed this makes me.
Seriously.
The idea that this could even happen, it's just ridiculous.
And I can't even say, "But I don't care!" because ohhhhh the hypocrisy!
I would post this as a FB status if it weren't so embarassing - but I really really want to see this film:
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Ohhhhhh shoot me now, I don't deserve to live D: