Asmelia! Oh liaah!! If I had 2,175,000 pounds, I would buy you this so you could camoflage your elephant! Click on the picture to find out what you would have got. Instead, I'll give you your present tonight.


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( because i am a musical oddity )

unofficial accounts suggest that the whale shark can grow up to 18 metres. 50, FIFTY I TELLS YA.

if you want a good egg sandwich, you just have to build it.

did you know snow leopards can spring 6 metres vertically into the air? True.

Natalie dee is triffic, and her dogs are HIGH-larious, too. Dogs are outstanding. (if you do look, be sure to read the back entries. they're squirting water out your nose funny)
0vary, one of her dogs is named Chester, and it's very fat. IT'S LIKE DEJAVU ( Read more... )

the doctorb and my school say i'm not allowed to come in this week because I'm too sick. huzzah. now if only i weren't sick, then I could utilise this time effectively for assignments! such is life. as bushrangers tend to say.

kat, if youse reads this before you leave deakin, give me a call.

( i am dog. hear me... roar. )

things that make life good, today:

1. The song 'my way', especially when performed by Frank Sinatra. O, the crescendos! It makes the heart swell. i know I did it my way. Not your way. My way. i did it..... MYYYYYY WAAYYYYYYY.

2. The Good Weekend magazine from the Saturday Age. Triumphs of journalism, they are. I save them for reading in ( Read more... )

i wonder if Prince Frederick ever sang 'It's a jolly holiday with Mary' to get into what'sherface's pants?

it's animal day today. Everyone make animal noises or sing an animal themed song. I suggest 'Rocky Racoon' by the Beatles. Any other suggestions? Anyone?