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[urban_anchorite]

I'm getting into that anxious period again where fanfiction's work, and though it's beautiful work the slog is a little too close to my day job. This, however, is easily remedied -- it's just a matter of getting rid of the block, and that's done by setting myself up for success by doing the easy and rewarding and self-indulgent shit. So please help

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[schellibie]

whehhhhhhh how am i supposed to pick....

I GUESS I HAVE TO PICK THE FIC YOU WROTE PARTIALLY FOR ME BECAUSE IT IS CLOSE TO MY HEART

one day after The Only Recipe For Lasagna You'll Ever Need

IF THAT'S OKAY.........YOU DON'T HAVE TO.......

also i love doing easy self indulgent shit after all isn't that what fandom is truly for

it really is food poisoning, 1/2

[urban_anchorite]

this is ridiculous i am sorry

EB: so guess who totally has a boyfriend.
EB: the answer may surprise you!
TG: will are you saying grace over there hasnt been making the horizontal truffle shuffle with you all this time because that is the only thing that would surprise me
EB: dave!
EB: our relationship was totally platonic.
EB: except not any more because i am a suave prince of romance and he fell for my sophisticated and previously heterosexual charms.
TG: no1curr
EB: geeeez, dave. at least congratulate me!
TG: egbert you two getting together was like some kind of foretold mayan prophecy

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[cephiedvariable]

I like that living with Jade and Terezi is giving Dave the countenance of a man who has survived a war.

I would read so many dumb relationship stories in this setting.

So many.

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[ember_reignited]

Oh God, poor Rose. <3 Don't worry sweetheart, you'll get it eventually.

it really is food poisoning, 2/2

[urban_anchorite]

EB: jade. jade, i have something to tell you.
EB: jade it is your favorite brother here.
EB: well, your only brother.
EB: fuck, i really wanted to tell you because you are the one who will really understand.
EB: jade, karkat and i are dating and i am terrified and i have a lot of emotions but one of those emotions is that i now have the coolest boyfriend on this planet and i sort of want to lay him down in a field of flowers and watch the sequel to ghostbusters.
EB: even though that is not actually an emotion i am still feeling it.
EB: jade, message me ok!

EB: this is kind of a long shot but
EB: terezi?

-- gallowsCallibrator [GC] is an absent Chum! --

-- [GC] has set reason for absence: 1 4M 3ROT1C4LLY F33D1NG PR1NC3SS FUCK4SS WH1PP3D CR34M W1TH MY TONGU3! --

EB: um, i will try again later.

CG: YOU MISERABLE BRAIN-DEGRADED CHATTYBITCH, WHAT DELUSIONAL DERPBABBLE HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING ALL AND FUCKING SUNDRY?
CG: REVEAL YOUR MISERABLE SECRETS.
EB: hey, so

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[schellibie]

omg this made my morning so much better HOW COULD YOU THINK I WOULD NOT APPRECIATE THIS RIDICULOUSNESS. IT IS RIDICULOUS IN THE BEST WAY.

also i don't know what's going on but now i might ship jade/terezi/dave to which i simply say what.

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[inkpool]

Yes.

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[meredyd]

I love everything you do.

also shit I have a new OT3 now shit

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[odditycollector]

TT: I await this to herald a new era where Kanaya and I don’t receive a phone call each time your blankets tangle in the washing machine agitator.

There are hearts! Hearts in my eyes!

Please. Someone. Help. Biology isn't supposed to work that way.

Re: it really is food poisoning, 2/2

[inverts]

Oh jesus christ this is so beautiful.
Rose's last lines--oh my GOD. So good.

"gay culture words"
FFFFFFFFFT JOHN

Also, joining the Jade/Terezi/Dave OT3 squad. \o/

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[zorinis]

i can't
my face
so much laughing my cheeks ache beautifully
it hurts and nothing is wrong.

what's also funny is that john/kk icon. that icon keyworded john gives you sweet angel hugs!!! because i can tell you with 100% confidence that was not all he was giving.

C:

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[urban_anchorite]

what's also funny is that john/kk icon. that icon keyworded john gives you sweet angel hugs!!! because i can tell you with 100% confidence that was not all he was giving.

kasdnflnasf

This makes the icon even better now. I picked it up on an icon community at random, and belatedly realised it's totally your art, so will go and credit in my icons write-up. (IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE. It just contains... you know.... sweet angel molestation.)

(it's also one of my favourite icons, esp. now)

But thank you for enjoying the derp story. :)

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[isadorathegreat]

This. This is the most precious thing I have ever read. It makes me want to print out a hard copy and hold it gently against my bosom, cooing and giggling over how wonderful it is.

tl;dr - YOU ARE AMAZING AND ILU ♥