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I'm getting into that anxious period again where fanfiction's work, and though it's beautiful work the slog is a little too close to my day job. This, however, is easily remedied -- it's just a matter of getting rid of the block, and that's done by setting myself up for success by doing the easy and rewarding and self-indulgent shit. So please help
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EB: jade. jade, i have something to tell you.
EB: jade it is your favorite brother here.
EB: well, your only brother.
EB: fuck, i really wanted to tell you because you are the one who will really understand.
EB: jade, karkat and i are dating and i am terrified and i have a lot of emotions but one of those emotions is that i now have the coolest boyfriend on this planet and i sort of want to lay him down in a field of flowers and watch the sequel to ghostbusters.
EB: even though that is not actually an emotion i am still feeling it.
EB: jade, message me ok!
EB: this is kind of a long shot but
EB: terezi?
-- gallowsCallibrator [GC] is an absent Chum! --
-- [GC] has set reason for absence: 1 4M 3ROT1C4LLY F33D1NG PR1NC3SS FUCK4SS WH1PP3D CR34M W1TH MY TONGU3! --
EB: um, i will try again later.
CG: YOU MISERABLE BRAIN-DEGRADED CHATTYBITCH, WHAT DELUSIONAL DERPBABBLE HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING ALL AND FUCKING SUNDRY?
CG: REVEAL YOUR MISERABLE SECRETS.
EB: hey, so.
EB: hi.
EB: i was kind of telling rose about how we have entered into the sacred bond of
EB: boyfriendimony! which is possibly what it is called. i don’t know, i kind of don’t know a lot of gay culture words.
CG: FIRSTLY, WHAT. SECONDLY, WHAT? THIRDLY, I AM NAUSEOUS.
CG: FOURTHLY, IN NO WAY DID I EVER AGREE TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND. I GAVE YOU A SERIES OF INCOHERENT MUMBLES, WHICH WAS ALL YOU DESERVED IN THE WAKE OF TRYING TO POISON ME WITH YOUR SO-CALLED HUMAN “LASAGNA.”
EB: ...
CG: ...
EB: ...
EB: so does that mean you don’t want to be my boyfriend?
CG: ...
CG: I NEVER SAID THAT.
EB: hehehe, prankster’s gambit!
EB: you totally want to be my boyfriend, dude.
EB: anyway um you can’t take it back now, i was really kind of getting used to the idea of being yours.
EB: ha ha.
CG: ...
EB: ...
CG: YEAH, OKAY
CG: YEAH.
CG: SO.
CG: WHAT’S FOR DINNER?
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also i don't know what's going on but now i might ship jade/terezi/dave to which i simply say what.
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also shit I have a new OT3 now shit
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There are hearts! Hearts in my eyes!
Please. Someone. Help. Biology isn't supposed to work that way.
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Rose's last lines--oh my GOD. So good.
"gay culture words"
FFFFFFFFFT JOHN
Also, joining the Jade/Terezi/Dave OT3 squad. \o/
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my face
so much laughing my cheeks ache beautifully
it hurts and nothing is wrong.
what's also funny is that john/kk icon. that icon keyworded john gives you sweet angel hugs!!! because i can tell you with 100% confidence that was not all he was giving.
C:
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kasdnflnasf
This makes the icon even better now. I picked it up on an icon community at random, and belatedly realised it's totally your art, so will go and credit in my icons write-up. (IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE. It just contains... you know.... sweet angel molestation.)
(it's also one of my favourite icons, esp. now)
But thank you for enjoying the derp story. :)
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tl;dr - YOU ARE AMAZING AND ILU ♥
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