The umpteenth amendment - Happy Funday!
"We look cute now, but you know I'm gonna bite your head off after the photoshoot."
This is an official amendment to the constitution. In addition to the bylaws contained therein, I propose we abolish Monday in favour of the much more favourable Funday. And being the self-proclaimed dictator of this here fascist establishment, I hereby declare the proposition passed and made into law. Congratulations everyone! Happy Funday!
I hereby honor my ASL teacher for cancelling our test today in acknoldgement of Funday (he emailed us saying he is sick - I think he's a martyr worthy of exaltation). I also hereby declare myself free of any accusations for misspelling the word "acknowledgement," or any other word for that matter. I hereby ostracize my partial differential equations professor for inflicting a cruel and unusual exam on unsuspecting senioritous-ridden seniors on the glorious weekly holiday of Funday.
I hereby proclaim Hennessey Cognac to be of honorary value and good taste. I hereby put to shame Captain Morgain's Tattoo Rum, which is worthy only perhaps of cleaning up blood from automobile accidents.
I was going to write some poetry about being an unknown martyr for a bunch of unworthy, ungrateful, heartless people, but that's too much work for Funday.
This is an official amendment to the constitution. In addition to the bylaws contained therein, I propose we abolish Monday in favour of the much more favourable Funday. And being the self-proclaimed dictator of this here fascist establishment, I hereby declare the proposition passed and made into law. Congratulations everyone! Happy Funday!
I hereby honor my ASL teacher for cancelling our test today in acknoldgement of Funday (he emailed us saying he is sick - I think he's a martyr worthy of exaltation). I also hereby declare myself free of any accusations for misspelling the word "acknowledgement," or any other word for that matter. I hereby ostracize my partial differential equations professor for inflicting a cruel and unusual exam on unsuspecting senioritous-ridden seniors on the glorious weekly holiday of Funday.
I hereby proclaim Hennessey Cognac to be of honorary value and good taste. I hereby put to shame Captain Morgain's Tattoo Rum, which is worthy only perhaps of cleaning up blood from automobile accidents.
I was going to write some poetry about being an unknown martyr for a bunch of unworthy, ungrateful, heartless people, but that's too much work for Funday.