15: Business as Usual
Do to the ~number~ of people here that seem to enjoying ~dying~, ~pretending~ to be dead, or lying around as if in a ~death-like~ state on campus, I would to offer my ~services~ once more. I can build you a ~top quality~, custom-sized coffin or urn, arrange a ~final~ resting place, and even design a ~tombstone~ for any that wish. The only ~cost~ is a few good ~laughs~. There is ~no~ reason not to be ~prepared~, and even less to rest in ~discomfort~.