You've got the TOUCH!
I've got this idea for a "fan made" Doritos commercial;
A group of Trekkies are walking down the hallway of a sci-fi convention, one of them (dressed as Kirk) is holding a bag of Doritos. Suddenly they run into a group of Star Wars fans. For a moment, there is awkward silence as the two just sort of stare at each other. Suddenly, things look like they're going to turn ugly as a Chewbacca and Klingon cosplayer growl at each other. But "Kirk" intervenes by holding out a Dorito and saying;
"Bah weep grah nah weep ninny-blahn!"
A Darth Vader cosplayer accepts the chip and repeats the phrase. Soon both groups are carousing to the chords of Weird Al Yankovics "Dare to be Stupid".
A group of Trekkies are walking down the hallway of a sci-fi convention, one of them (dressed as Kirk) is holding a bag of Doritos. Suddenly they run into a group of Star Wars fans. For a moment, there is awkward silence as the two just sort of stare at each other. Suddenly, things look like they're going to turn ugly as a Chewbacca and Klingon cosplayer growl at each other. But "Kirk" intervenes by holding out a Dorito and saying;
"Bah weep grah nah weep ninny-blahn!"
A Darth Vader cosplayer accepts the chip and repeats the phrase. Soon both groups are carousing to the chords of Weird Al Yankovics "Dare to be Stupid".