A New Holiday Tradition...

[unclelumpy]

Christmastime has NEVER been jolly in the hood...
But THIS year... Santa goes from FAT-ASS... to BAD-ASS!

KUNG-FU SANTA

He's makin' a list...
Checkin' it twice...
Gonna find out who's naughty...
Who's nice...
And who's gettin' their ASS KICKED!

"Here kid, Merry Christmas."
"But Santa, I'm Jewish."
"Just take the DAMNED bear, already!"

KUNG-FU SANTA
In select theaters this Thanksgiving