The Greatest MISfortune

[uhohlostaneye]

So I got a fortune cookie. In said fortune cookie was the phrase, "Get your mind about you- your confindence will lead you on your way." Now, am I reading this incorrectly, or is that NOT a fortune? The more I think about it, I realize that I get "advice cookies" or "happy sayings" cookies and hardly ever get an actual fortune cookie. Sad really. I say we revolt.

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