You're something beautiful, a contradiction. I want to play the game...
Despite most of my mates bailing on me on Friday ( *glares* You know who you are and I shall hunt you down like the dogs that you are ) I was still able to head on out and have some fun. To be more precise, I made my own fun. Which was pretty entertaining I gotta say. First time I've ever been approached at the bar by a girl. *shrugs* Pity she just wanted to know where I got my hair done.
...
Ok no I'm not that obtuse but I don't do blondes, alright? Perhaps I shouldn't be so picky but we all have our peccadilloes and one of mine is "Tycho does not do blondes." Ok? Good.
Saturday was a heady whirlwind of zombie movies showing at the International Film Festival. Quite entertaining in more than one way, and definitely in good company of Andie, Ewan & Sarah. Oh and Sarah? When you next see that friend of yours who I can't remember her name ( typical me eh? ), I'd like say this: I am not sorry for my carnivorous ways.
One of the movies we all saw was Black Sheep. Horribly entertaining I must say, and did make fun of itself quite a fair bit. Though I must say that it was incredibly bloody. And I'm filled with the urge to eat as much mutton as possible to prevent sheep from becoming cannibalistic animals whose bite transmit a were-sheep disease to humans. Weird, neh?
Y'know, I'm going to have to keep in mind that this is wrong when I have another girlfriend. Nothing like comparison and dress-up similar to the ex g/f to make one lose the next one even quicker ... Though I wouldn't say no to the next g/f dressing up in a corset. Yum!
Whilst I'm web-pimping, I really must advertise this trailer for "LFG the Movie". Warning: Not. For. Children. ... Or the squeamish as well. But for those who enjoy the occasional laughter at the expense of Disney musical cartoons please enjoy!
In other news, save your father? Ask for a PS3!
So onwards with the meme! *cracks knuckles* As yoinked from whochick
1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now? *blank look* I don't use soap. I use body cleanser.
2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator? Nope. I probably should prep a vodka soaked watermelon, shouldn't I?
3. Is there anything mouldy in your refrigerator? . . . Quite probable. *thinks back* No, no there probably isn't given that rubbish night was tonight.
4. Are there any dirty dishes in your sink? *coughs* Uh yeah. Whose fault? Mine.
5. What would you change about your living room? More space. More bookshelves. Better couches. An Xbox 360 or two... Quite a few things really.
6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty? * blinks * There are dishes in my dishwasher? I have a working dishwasher? When did this happen and why was I not informed? I store my pans in the broken dishwasher.
7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry? I think there might be a can of oyster mushrooms there. Maybe. But mostly Shiitake mushrooms would be in there.
8. White or wheat bread? White thanks.
9. What is on top of your refrigerator? Nothing. Apart from cupboards.
10. What colour is your sofa? Gray. It's been there FOREVER! ... I really should get a new one sometime.
11. What colour or design is on your shower curtain? Uh... yachts. A whole bunch of yachts. Not sure why or how.
12. How many plants are in your home? Nothing inside. Outside... it's a jungle. There's no other way to put it. We have a jungle for a backyard. Out front is neater but that's only because of all those helpful neighbours keeping the growth back.
13. How many candles are in your home? I'd say around a dozen. Scattered around the house at precise locations in case of blackouts. Then there's the birthday candles ( Of which there are many ) and a couple of tea candles in the bathrooms. And that my friends, is the story of candles in my house.
14. Is your bed made right now? *looks over shoulder* Nope. Is it ever? Yeah, when I change my sheets. ... For all of an hour usually.
15. If you have a coffee pot, what colour is it? *sighs* Ok, here's the shocking thing. I'm a renowned coffee drinker. And I don't have a coffee pot. Not one. Are you not astounded?! *laughs*
16. Electric or standard can opener? *sighs* I WISH we had a electric can opener. But I guess the standard ones will exercise my muscles more.
27. Comet or Soft Scrub? O_o? Can somebody please explain this question for me?
28. Is your closet organized? Ah ha. Ah ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA! Heavens below, hell above no it is not!
29. What colour is the torch that you use the most? Black and silver. It's one of those wind-up ones with the little LEDs.
30. What kinds of things are in your junk drawer? I don't even have a drawer for that stuff any more. It's mostly spread out on the back of my desk.
31. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home? Strangely enough... NEITHER! I drink out of ceramic cups!
32. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now? I'd love some thanks.
33. If you have a garage, is it cluttered? Very. Then there's the cobwebs. Hence why I don't go in there.
34. Curtains or blinds? And then some. <-- Unchanged answer.
35. How many pillows do you sleep with? Two, one on top of the other.
36. Do you sleep with any lights on at night? Just my little modem lights and the network light from my mobile. I can block it out
37. How many ceiling fans are in your home? Zilch. We're not a ceiling fan kind of place.
38. How often do you vacuum? 'bout once a month. If I'm feeling motivated.
39. Standard toothbrush or electric? Standard.
40. What color is your toothbrush? Dark blue.
41. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch? It's one of those ones with stiff plastic bristles so you can partially clean your shoes.
42. What is in your oven right now? Leftover Pizza.
43. Is your microwave clean or dirty? Filthy.
44. Is there anything under your bed? A Violin, several books, unfinished Warhammer 40k models and my poker set. ... Could be something under there which is going off. Maybe.
45. Chore you hate doing the most? Cleaning Bathroom.
46. What retro items are in your home? Err... Does a working 186 IBM count? (even the monitor works!)
47. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office? Weeeellll no.
48. If you have a yard, who mows it? No lawn.
49. Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now? Linoleum & some mats. Gotta keep those toes warm.
50. How many mirrors are in your home? One in each bathroom/toilet. So 3 all up. No, I'm not vain why do you ask?
51. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home? I'm not telling!
52. What colour are your walls? Pale yellow. *shrugs* Dunno why my parents chose that colour.
53. Which rooms in your house have wallpaper? None.
54. Do you have a peep-hole in your front door? Nope.
55. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home? . . . *starts laughing and does not stop*
56. What does your home smell like right now? I honestly couldn't tell you. I have no sense of smell at the moment.
57. Favourite candle scent? Don't have one.
58. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now? None.
59. Who are in the pictures you displayed? Family. Lots and lots of family.
60. What colour is your favorite bible? BWA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA! *wheeze*
61. Do you have plenty of cabinet space in your kitchen? Not... really no.
62. Ever been on your roof? Once too often.
62. Do you own a stereo? I threw most of 'em out. Only Bob's is left.
63. How many TVs do you have? One. We don't fight about it much any more.
64. How many house phones? One.
65. Do you have a housekeeper? That would be nice, are you offering?
66. What style do you decorate in? There's a style?
67. Do you like solid colours in furniture or prints? Solid colours.
68. Is there a smoke detector in your home? One.
68. In case of fire, what are the items you would grab if you only could make one quick trip? Electronic goods.
69. Do you know how to work your electrical box? She's my baby.
70. What temperature in your home is most comfortable to you? *shrugs* Depends on the season doesn't it?
...
Ok no I'm not that obtuse but I don't do blondes, alright? Perhaps I shouldn't be so picky but we all have our peccadilloes and one of mine is "Tycho does not do blondes." Ok? Good.
Saturday was a heady whirlwind of zombie movies showing at the International Film Festival. Quite entertaining in more than one way, and definitely in good company of Andie, Ewan & Sarah. Oh and Sarah? When you next see that friend of yours who I can't remember her name ( typical me eh? ), I'd like say this: I am not sorry for my carnivorous ways.
One of the movies we all saw was Black Sheep. Horribly entertaining I must say, and did make fun of itself quite a fair bit. Though I must say that it was incredibly bloody. And I'm filled with the urge to eat as much mutton as possible to prevent sheep from becoming cannibalistic animals whose bite transmit a were-sheep disease to humans. Weird, neh?
Y'know, I'm going to have to keep in mind that this is wrong when I have another girlfriend. Nothing like comparison and dress-up similar to the ex g/f to make one lose the next one even quicker ... Though I wouldn't say no to the next g/f dressing up in a corset. Yum!
Whilst I'm web-pimping, I really must advertise this trailer for "LFG the Movie". Warning: Not. For. Children. ... Or the squeamish as well. But for those who enjoy the occasional laughter at the expense of Disney musical cartoons please enjoy!
In other news, save your father? Ask for a PS3!
So onwards with the meme! *cracks knuckles* As yoinked from whochick
1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now? *blank look* I don't use soap. I use body cleanser.
2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator? Nope. I probably should prep a vodka soaked watermelon, shouldn't I?
3. Is there anything mouldy in your refrigerator? . . . Quite probable. *thinks back* No, no there probably isn't given that rubbish night was tonight.
4. Are there any dirty dishes in your sink? *coughs* Uh yeah. Whose fault? Mine.
5. What would you change about your living room? More space. More bookshelves. Better couches. An Xbox 360 or two... Quite a few things really.
6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty? * blinks * There are dishes in my dishwasher? I have a working dishwasher? When did this happen and why was I not informed? I store my pans in the broken dishwasher.
7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry? I think there might be a can of oyster mushrooms there. Maybe. But mostly Shiitake mushrooms would be in there.
8. White or wheat bread? White thanks.
9. What is on top of your refrigerator? Nothing. Apart from cupboards.
10. What colour is your sofa? Gray. It's been there FOREVER! ... I really should get a new one sometime.
11. What colour or design is on your shower curtain? Uh... yachts. A whole bunch of yachts. Not sure why or how.
12. How many plants are in your home? Nothing inside. Outside... it's a jungle. There's no other way to put it. We have a jungle for a backyard. Out front is neater but that's only because of all those helpful neighbours keeping the growth back.
13. How many candles are in your home? I'd say around a dozen. Scattered around the house at precise locations in case of blackouts. Then there's the birthday candles ( Of which there are many ) and a couple of tea candles in the bathrooms. And that my friends, is the story of candles in my house.
14. Is your bed made right now? *looks over shoulder* Nope. Is it ever? Yeah, when I change my sheets. ... For all of an hour usually.
15. If you have a coffee pot, what colour is it? *sighs* Ok, here's the shocking thing. I'm a renowned coffee drinker. And I don't have a coffee pot. Not one. Are you not astounded?! *laughs*
16. Electric or standard can opener? *sighs* I WISH we had a electric can opener. But I guess the standard ones will exercise my muscles more.
27. Comet or Soft Scrub? O_o? Can somebody please explain this question for me?
28. Is your closet organized? Ah ha. Ah ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA! Heavens below, hell above no it is not!
29. What colour is the torch that you use the most? Black and silver. It's one of those wind-up ones with the little LEDs.
30. What kinds of things are in your junk drawer? I don't even have a drawer for that stuff any more. It's mostly spread out on the back of my desk.
31. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home? Strangely enough... NEITHER! I drink out of ceramic cups!
32. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now? I'd love some thanks.
33. If you have a garage, is it cluttered? Very. Then there's the cobwebs. Hence why I don't go in there.
34. Curtains or blinds? And then some. <-- Unchanged answer.
35. How many pillows do you sleep with? Two, one on top of the other.
36. Do you sleep with any lights on at night? Just my little modem lights and the network light from my mobile. I can block it out
37. How many ceiling fans are in your home? Zilch. We're not a ceiling fan kind of place.
38. How often do you vacuum? 'bout once a month. If I'm feeling motivated.
39. Standard toothbrush or electric? Standard.
40. What color is your toothbrush? Dark blue.
41. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch? It's one of those ones with stiff plastic bristles so you can partially clean your shoes.
42. What is in your oven right now? Leftover Pizza.
43. Is your microwave clean or dirty? Filthy.
44. Is there anything under your bed? A Violin, several books, unfinished Warhammer 40k models and my poker set. ... Could be something under there which is going off. Maybe.
45. Chore you hate doing the most? Cleaning Bathroom.
46. What retro items are in your home? Err... Does a working 186 IBM count? (even the monitor works!)
47. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office? Weeeellll no.
48. If you have a yard, who mows it? No lawn.
49. Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now? Linoleum & some mats. Gotta keep those toes warm.
50. How many mirrors are in your home? One in each bathroom/toilet. So 3 all up. No, I'm not vain why do you ask?
51. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home? I'm not telling!
52. What colour are your walls? Pale yellow. *shrugs* Dunno why my parents chose that colour.
53. Which rooms in your house have wallpaper? None.
54. Do you have a peep-hole in your front door? Nope.
55. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home? . . . *starts laughing and does not stop*
56. What does your home smell like right now? I honestly couldn't tell you. I have no sense of smell at the moment.
57. Favourite candle scent? Don't have one.
58. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now? None.
59. Who are in the pictures you displayed? Family. Lots and lots of family.
60. What colour is your favorite bible? BWA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA! *wheeze*
61. Do you have plenty of cabinet space in your kitchen? Not... really no.
62. Ever been on your roof? Once too often.
62. Do you own a stereo? I threw most of 'em out. Only Bob's is left.
63. How many TVs do you have? One. We don't fight about it much any more.
64. How many house phones? One.
65. Do you have a housekeeper? That would be nice, are you offering?
66. What style do you decorate in? There's a style?
67. Do you like solid colours in furniture or prints? Solid colours.
68. Is there a smoke detector in your home? One.
68. In case of fire, what are the items you would grab if you only could make one quick trip? Electronic goods.
69. Do you know how to work your electrical box? She's my baby.
70. What temperature in your home is most comfortable to you? *shrugs* Depends on the season doesn't it?