The magical tale of the mangey mutt, and the hairless rat.

[twistedkittenfu]

Once upon a time, there was a girl, she loved animals. One day she was talking to her friend George, and he said "Yarrrrr, there be a magical mutt, her name be Skyy, I be needing to find this mangey magical mutt a home. For here she brings nothing but misfortune." The girl then found a home for the magical mutt despite how mangey. On the day of the collection of the mangey mutt named Skyy the girl tagged along with her friend and on returning from the vet with the mangey mutt stopped by the pet store. There she found her wonderfull pet Named Kimo. This rat was naked and he told the girl that he did in fact have hair, it was just the greatest hair in the world, so great in fact that it couldn't even be seen by the girl. So she bought the rat, and brought him home despite the craziness of it. When she got him settled with a name, and a bed, he told her "Even though I am ugly as sin, I will grant you and your friend Three wishes for giveing me a warm home." the girl clasped her hands and promptly urinated in glee. "Oh my for my first wish I wish that I was not as cold as I am now." the rat nodded and she got a blanket. "for my second wish, I wish I wasn't covered in urine." the rat nodded his head and she was no longer wearing any pants and was dry. "for my third wish I wish I had enough alcohol that I no longer care that I'm not wearing pants" at that the rat nodded his head and the girl got a blood alcohol level of 10.2 and all was well. the girl and the rat lived happily ever after. So did the friend and the mangey mutt. and so did the George.

~~~based on a true story~~~~~
all facts have been altered just a bit, you decided where.