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Oct 01, 2005 16:56

Some things about this year's MSU/U-M game:

1.) Congratulations are in order to U-M. Garrett Rivas is obviously a better kicker than John Goss. Which leads to the next point.

2.) Kill yourself, John Goss, I hate you. Any freshman high school kicker could have made the two cluctch kicks that you missed. John L needs to cut you or you need to die. So just do it already. Suicide is your only option.

3.) What's Chad Henne's address? I need to mail the dress I made him. What a WOMAN. Back-to-back plays, he intentionally grounds it and the refs let it go. Unbelieveable.

4.) Ha ha, Lloyd Carr. Talk about a backfire. Waste nearly a minute and a half to ensure that the kick you didn't get would win the game for you. Whoops. Oh, and way to be a crybaby. Challenge the TD we got off of the fumble recovery run of one of our slowest defenders. Whata bitch.

5.) U-M Flint fans who were in my section: You guys are the blind, hunchbacked offspring of the redheaded stepchildren when it comes to U-M fans. You're even lower on the totem pole then the whitetrash, Washtenaw county fans who buy their $20 U-M pleather jackets at Wal-mart. At least they know they're shit. Ann Arbor goers must look at you like EL'ers look at Oakland U students who come to cheer for MSU..wtf?!

Oh, and I didn't realize so many ugly slash fat girls could be squeezed into one corner of our stadium. A tip to U-M from your neighboring Farm school: Keep your cows in the field. Heather Handmacher, you are now officially the only hot girl in Ann Arbor.

Beyond that, it was a well played game, U-M. You brought your A-game and we matched it with our E.
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