Superbowl thus far:

Gloria (My dad's girlfriend) slapped my ass so hard (for no good reason) that I choked on my drink.
And in case you were wondering, Jack Daniels doesn't taste any better coming up than it does going down. 
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Tom: What are you doing, Joe?
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I hope everyone has a wonderful time at their Superbowl parties today. 
I know I will. XD


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