Gary and I kind of broke up last night, but before we could address what really happened  he told me that he’s going out to lunch with two of his ex-girlfriends today ( Read more... )

Last night, after a mental breakdown, I went out for a drink with Dmitri.

Gary called mid rounds ostensibly because he was bored, but I don’t think the fact that he chugged an entire pitcher of beer within five minutes, along with the plethora of assorted rum buckets he consumed prior to that was a coincidence.

Although, it did make the Dmitri/Gary ( Read more... )

And the dumb-ass of the year award goes to:

NICOLE POLISEO!

For her outstanding ability to spoil the most imperative yet simple of situations and her inherent knack for being inconsiderate when she needs to be selfless.

*Ahem*

I’d like to thank my general misunderstanding of men, my naive heart and all the little people for making this