Things I did on my final business trip of the year:

- Met the awesome skylark97, got lost, and ate radioactive green cake ( Read more... )

( Holy cow, hot vampire fragment, rated R for implied sex )

So when I saw the title of the "Pattison wants Betty White in Twilight" my first thought was "I would totally be more inclined to watch the Twilight films if Betty White played Bella."

Even though I promised this part almost a month ago, I only just now had time to type it up. I still haven't finished part 2b, but that hasn't stopped me from starting part 3. Ah well. I already knew this was going to be one of those stories that I was going to write just the scenes that I wanted to rather than all that I have plotted out.

Part 1 ( Read more... )

Background: Miome and I do a lot of world-building by bouncing ideas off of each other. Then I take these ideas and apply them to stories. In this case, we were discussing the background to the Young Avengers Therapy Vampire AU.

Tsaiko: The only thing Teddy doesn't like about being a therapy vampire is the hours. He has to get up before sunset.
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Why does my mind keep giving me these cracktastic AUs?

Also, I have the worse time with quotation marks when typing this up. I have no idea. If you see quotation marks missing or appearing where they shouldn't, let me know so I can fix it.

( Young Avengers, Therapy Vampire, AU, PG-13 )

Buffy vs Edward.

If only the Twilight movie had gone like this.

Miome: People on Gaia keep asking me if I like Twilight.
Tsaiko: How do you respond to that?
Miome: I told them the truth. That it reminded me of the Titanic phase and I hoped the hype would end soon.
Tsaiko: Just like Titanic. Except with more vampires.
Miome: Titanic would have been better with vampires.
Tsaiko: Would they be in the wreckage when ( Read more... )

Started poking through my files and finally got around to cleaning up this bit of story. I still think the idea of a support group specifically for vampirism is hilarious. Not finished. Don't know if I'll ever get around to writing more.

( Fragment, Coping with B.A.V, PG )

Since I only have ONE MORE PART OF A QUESTION to go before my final mid-term is done, I'm taking a break in order to put my Halloween story up. It deserves that NC-17 warning.

( Most vampires avoided Halloween like it was a Van Helsing )