In light of my impending doom tomorrow, this cheers me up. JSimp always makes me laugh. Her fluctuating weight, pathetic love life, orange skin, her piss-yellow/poo-brown hair color... thinking about her life always makes my day. At least I don't let my little, less-talented sister overshadow me.

She looks like a blow-up doll.

See? All better.

I love this blog. Love. Mainly because whoever runs it is pretty blatantly anti-fat, which I totally appreciate. I mean, I'm no Ellen Pompeo, but seriously... I scrutinize bitches like there's no tomorrow. Constantly. Endlessly. I take note of clavicles, collar bones, hip bones... the sharper the better. Yes I know what this says about me, but you ( Read more... )