Someone Who Is a Bigger Failure Than Me

[truthiness12]

In light of my impending doom tomorrow, this cheers me up. JSimp always makes me laugh. Her fluctuating weight, pathetic love life, orange skin, her piss-yellow/poo-brown hair color... thinking about her life always makes my day. At least I don't let my little, less-talented sister overshadow me.

She looks like a blow-up doll.

See? All better.