Dearest the_xtina,

O hai! I can has teh sexins with ur boyfriend nao plz?

Kthxbai.

Love,

The trista

I had a voice mail message waiting for me when I got to work this morning.

Uh, yes, I'm calling to see about life insurance and I was wondering if I was calling the correct number. I was given this by some guy on the street. It was on a cardboard sign somewhere just out of Chicago, Illinois, and so I figured I'd call up. Mostly I'm looking for ( Read more... )

*squee*

I just had the most wonderful time meeting the_xtina, who is every bit as charming and lovely and brilliant and fantabulous in person as she is here on LiveJournal. I also had the pleasure of meeting penghuin, who is just as wonderful as the_xtina. They were my first out-of-town guests! Thank you to both of them for making the experience a joy. I had a lovely ( Read more... )

Dearest The FriendBots,

I have lost The Game. And now, so have you. You can thank the_xtina for this.

Love,
The trista

P.S. The fontosaurus, you may not pretend that you are all Zen-fully not thinking of The Game. It is not allowed.

Monday night I rode my bike. It was not only my first time riding this bike, but also my first time riding any bike in twenty years.

Twenty. Years.

A score.

I was very, very wobbly and probably looked like a drunk driver rider. I was all over the place. I managed to wobble about five-ish miles, though, and felt far more confident by the end ( Read more... )

I neeeeeeed this:


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the_xtina: Singing. There were a squillion to choose from, but I think that's the one I'd go with. That would rock.

wurmwyd: I think you know the answer to the first part of that. The middle parts, I have no idea. The last part, no. That's the way you're supposed to react.

lastwordy_mcgee: Honestly, there aren't enough of them for me to have one. That sounds like a ( Read more... )

Today, in my ever-growing ravening lust for puddings, I went to a pudding restaurant. Yes indeedy, a restaurant that serves puddings of all varieties and hues. My joy was all-encompassing ( Read more... )

Tagged by dolphingirl:

The first player of this game starts with the topic of "5 Guilty Pleasures" and people who get tagged need to write an LJ entry about 5 Guilty Pleasures as well as state this rule clearly. In the end you need to choose 5 people to be tagged and list their names.1. Musicals, especially Andrew Lloyd Webber's. There's nothing you can ( Read more... )

Schadenfreude. It's a beautiful word. As is epicaricacy. Thank you to the_xtina for pointing out this glorious word to me.