Dear Animal Planet Show Veterinarian,
"If we wouldn't of"? Seriously? Please do not make me throw things at the television. It's the only one I have, and I'm really quite fond of it.
How about "had we not" or "if we hadn't"? Do you see how much less likely I am to curl up in a ball and cry? Yes? Much better.
Twitchily (and also bitchily, as the spell check feature suggests),
The
trista.