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Correspondence.
Dearest The Neighbor Who Chose to Recycle Approximately 79 Squillion Tons of Glass Bottles Far Too Early This Morning While My Bedroom Window Was Open,
I hate you so hard.
Ragefully and with only four hours of sleep,
The trista -
Correspondence.
Dearest The tristaPerhaps next time you go to the park to lie on your recliney chair thingy and read, you might consider not falling asleep. Because you know that lovely shade you lie under? Yeah, that's not going to be where you left it when you wake up. The sun moves, sweetheart, and therefore, so does the shade. And now, honey, you clash with your ( Read more... ) -
Correspondence.
Dear Animal Planet Show Veterinarian ( Read more... ) -
Good Morning, Sunshine!
Dearest the Guy on the Bus,
High on my list of Do Not Want is to be hit on by Captain Patchouli when I get on the bus in the morning. It is not yet 7:00, I am woefully undercaffeinated, and you are so not smoove. And did I mention the part about it not being 7:00 yet? I'm truly not one of those anti-morning people, but damn. At least let me ( Read more... ) -
Need Help With Friends Filter Searching-Type Activities.
Dearest The FriendBots ( Read more... ) -
LJ Nostalgia Day
Stolen from gordonzola, the originator of my new favorite meme. Here's gordonzola's post:
Perhaps this is too navel-gazing even for me, but I was looking for an old entry the other day (a review of Feelings on a Grid) and came upon a different one that I forgot I'd written.
My punk rock resumeMan, I crack myself up, Then I thought, I could meme this. Those of you ( Read more... ) -
Correspondence.
Dearest LiveJournal,
A Segway is a two-wheeled, self-balancing transportation device. A transition is a segue.
Love,
The trista -
Correspondence.
Dearest princsscarmenThank you so much for the superfantastic beautiful earrings! I have already worn all of my seasonally-appropriate pink business casual stuff this week, but I will be wearing them this weekend with my spiffy shiny pink heart tee shirt and again next week with my superfabulous pink cami and sweater thingy. Yay! They are gorgeous and I ( Read more... )