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Take the first lines of your last ten stories and run each of them through Translation Party until they reach equilibrium, or until the program gives up on you. Post the results.
1. Untitled Jack/Ten Oneshot
Original:
“Well, I’ve told you about all my exes… I’d say it’s your turn,” she grinned at the man sitting next to her.
Equilibrium:
Said, "He Samoshi he said," Well, at least help the next guy she is my exes Surenai you ... I did not install.
(Comment, I have none...)
2. Disorganised
Original:
“So, Agent Henrickson, why are you looking for these people?”
Equilibrium:
"So, Agent Henrickson, Who am I?"
(Er... bears no resemblance to the original.)
3. The Way Home
Original:
Kara wasn’t sure where she went after she saw Lee that last time.
Equilibrium:
Last year, Lee has not been confirmed in one year, she was his color.
(Huh? Lee is Catholic now?)
4. The Lay Of The Last Survivor
Original:
He thinks he’s the last one, the only person from the LA Dollhouse left alive.
Equilibrium:
He is the last one but one thought from the doll's house only one left alive la.
(Um...)
5. Doctor’s Orders
Original:
“Bones, I’m serious, I’m fine…”
Equilibrium:
"Since the 1980s, I I'm serious, I should be fine ..."
(WHO MENTIONED THE '80S?)
6. Road Trip
Original:
After the Roadhouse was destroyed, Jo felt restless, needing to get out, to go somewhere different, somewhere not here.
Equilibrium:
In this example, you need to get your load to destroy the atmosphere of the house of Joe
(I... I don't even know anyone called Joe...)
7. It’s In The Blood
Original:
“Mom, why’d you pick this place again?” Buffy Summers, sixteen and monumentally annoyed, said as she stared out of the car window.
Equilibrium:
"Mom, I choose this place again why'd?" 16 days before she opens a window Bafiansamazu anniversary.
(No comment)
8. Untitled Supernatural/Leverage crossover
Original:
The signs of demonic activity all seemed focused on this area, this trailer in particular.
Equilibrium:
Signs of activity in this area is like a devil, this trailer is concentrated in particular.
(Er...)
9. Memento Mori
Original:
Jack Shephard could tell it was light outside, and opened his eyes.
Equilibrium:
If Jakkushefado, with his eyes open, you can tell the light.
(Huh?)
10. Fractured
Original:
Alex stared at the monitor, hoping to see something, anything, any clue as to what was going on.
Equilibrium:
Alex, monitoring, and all I need to see the following help.
(Yeah...)
Er... most of those were oneshots I wrote for comment_fic. The ones that weren't... I might finish eventually.
Take the first lines of your last ten stories and run each of them through Translation Party until they reach equilibrium, or until the program gives up on you. Post the results.
1. Untitled Jack/Ten Oneshot
Original:
“Well, I’ve told you about all my exes… I’d say it’s your turn,” she grinned at the man sitting next to her.
Equilibrium:
Said, "He Samoshi he said," Well, at least help the next guy she is my exes Surenai you ... I did not install.
(Comment, I have none...)
2. Disorganised
Original:
“So, Agent Henrickson, why are you looking for these people?”
Equilibrium:
"So, Agent Henrickson, Who am I?"
(Er... bears no resemblance to the original.)
3. The Way Home
Original:
Kara wasn’t sure where she went after she saw Lee that last time.
Equilibrium:
Last year, Lee has not been confirmed in one year, she was his color.
(Huh? Lee is Catholic now?)
4. The Lay Of The Last Survivor
Original:
He thinks he’s the last one, the only person from the LA Dollhouse left alive.
Equilibrium:
He is the last one but one thought from the doll's house only one left alive la.
(Um...)
5. Doctor’s Orders
Original:
“Bones, I’m serious, I’m fine…”
Equilibrium:
"Since the 1980s, I I'm serious, I should be fine ..."
(WHO MENTIONED THE '80S?)
6. Road Trip
Original:
After the Roadhouse was destroyed, Jo felt restless, needing to get out, to go somewhere different, somewhere not here.
Equilibrium:
In this example, you need to get your load to destroy the atmosphere of the house of Joe
(I... I don't even know anyone called Joe...)
7. It’s In The Blood
Original:
“Mom, why’d you pick this place again?” Buffy Summers, sixteen and monumentally annoyed, said as she stared out of the car window.
Equilibrium:
"Mom, I choose this place again why'd?" 16 days before she opens a window Bafiansamazu anniversary.
(No comment)
8. Untitled Supernatural/Leverage crossover
Original:
The signs of demonic activity all seemed focused on this area, this trailer in particular.
Equilibrium:
Signs of activity in this area is like a devil, this trailer is concentrated in particular.
(Er...)
9. Memento Mori
Original:
Jack Shephard could tell it was light outside, and opened his eyes.
Equilibrium:
If Jakkushefado, with his eyes open, you can tell the light.
(Huh?)
10. Fractured
Original:
Alex stared at the monitor, hoping to see something, anything, any clue as to what was going on.
Equilibrium:
Alex, monitoring, and all I need to see the following help.
(Yeah...)
Er... most of those were oneshots I wrote for comment_fic. The ones that weren't... I might finish eventually.