Dear Gravity,

While I appreciate that you made sure my head was not cracked open when I passed out this morning, my butt rather wishes you had let us fall on the carpet instead of the tile.

Sincerely,
She With the Sore Tail-End

Dear Taryn:

You are an idiot.

Sincerely, Yourself

Dear Taryn:

You get to have a big fatty cheeseburger tonight!  WOO!!

Love, Yourself

Dear Taryn:

You really need to get a life.  Maybe even a love life.  I'm just saying.

From, as if you don't know.

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Let me first add the disclaimer of: I'm not certifiably crazy. That I know of.

( Psych-related Dream-age )

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Dear World:

Blue Bunny Bunny-Tracks ice cream is TEH SUCK.

Buy MOOSETRACKS.

- An Informed Consumer

Dear Mother Nature:

MAKE UP YOUR MIND. You can't have sun AND snow AND rain in the same week!

- A disgruntled citizen of Earth

Dear the CW:

Thanks for bringing back One Tree Hill. WHERE THE HECK IS GILMORE GIRLS?????!!! *foams at mouth*

- A girl who wants her Luke+Lorelai already

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