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Mar 21, 2007 11:45

Dear Roommate:

I'm having some serious issues with the window being open at all times. It's not bad when it's open an inch or two. But guess what happened yesterday when it was open a foot? I woke up at 6 AM to the sound of trucks outside the window. And then I got back this afternoon and EVERYTHING on my side of the room was covered in dust and dirt. My bed, my alarm clock, my books, my papers, my purse...even the inside of my printer.

Good for you if the window is open a couple inches. Otherwise...we've got a problem.

- Your Up-Until-Now-Patient Roommate

Dear American Idol:

Do you really need a line of Dryer's ice creams? I mean, REALLY need?

- A Confused Consumer

Dear Body o' Mine:

Zits I can understand. But do you REALLY have to find the most awkward and uncomfortable place for one EVER?? WHO THE HECK GETS A ZIT ON THE EDGE OF THEIR EYELID?????!!

- A Very Outraged Taryn

Dear NBC, USA Network, SciFi Channel, and the CW:

Hiatus sucks. Bring back my shows. 'Kay thanks bye.

- A Rabid Heroes/Psych/Monk/Stargate/Gilmore Girls Fan

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