age: 6

[tricelled]

Hey!

Hey!

Daddy, I know you like playing jokes on Christmas, but this isn't funny! Where am I? Whose house is this?

Hmm...

I must have been kidnapped!Well, you're in for it now, kidnappers! You don't know who you're messin' with! I'm Jill Valentine, master thief, and I'm gonna clean your clock if I catch you

Comments

[fanstheflame]

You talk a lot.

[tricelled]

Yeah, well.

You smell a lot.

Dummy.

[fanstheflame]

How do you know what I smell like? I'm not even close to you!

I could beat you up real easy if I wanted to. I'm a ninja!

[tricelled]

You sound smelly.

Yeah, right! If you're a ninja, I'm the queen of France!

[donotlaugh]

[If she goes outside, she'll find a confused puppy which has wandered into the yard, sniffing around for its master.]

[tricelled]

Puppy!

[RUNNING OVER TO PET YOU]

[donotlaugh]

[Puppy Alpha likes being petted! He jumps up to lick her hand. He has never seen such a small human before, but he likes being petted. Master only pets him when he is well-behaved, so Alpha will behave well for this human. He hasn't quite learnt that he isn't supposed to jump up at people yet.]

[tricelled]

[Jill squeals with delight, not minding the jumping in the slightest, and scratches behind Alpha's ears.]

Are you lost too, boy? It's okay, you can come with me!

[rainbowbrush]

[Hi Jill, have a nine-year-old Relm stating at you like you're nuts.]

Yeah right, like you can do anything! You're just a midget!

[tricelled]

Why you-! I oughta beat you up for that, jerk!

[rainbowbrush]

Like you could! I'm an amazingly talented artist and mage! I'd knock you outta this house, easy!

[tricelled]

Mage? Magic doesn't exist, dummy.

[playswithwater]

A master thief, huh?