age: 6

[tricelled]

Hey!

Hey!

Daddy, I know you like playing jokes on Christmas, but this isn't funny! Where am I? Whose house is this?

Hmm...

I must have been kidnapped!Well, you're in for it now, kidnappers! You don't know who you're messin' with! I'm Jill Valentine, master thief, and I'm gonna clean your clock if I catch you

Comments

[fanstheflame]

You talk a lot.

[tricelled]

Yeah, well.

You smell a lot.

Dummy.

[fanstheflame]

How do you know what I smell like? I'm not even close to you!

I could beat you up real easy if I wanted to. I'm a ninja!

[tricelled]

You sound smelly.

Yeah, right! If you're a ninja, I'm the queen of France!

[fanstheflame]

A person can't sound smelly. That's stupid!

I am a ninja. I can prove it to you!

[tricelled]

You're stupid!

Oh yeah? Then come over here and prove it, jerkpants!

[fanstheflame]

Okay fine! Just tell me where you are and I'll be there and I'll show you!

[tricelled]

Uhhhhh...

[A minute of two or silence as Jill toddles off to the mailbox and back.]

1764 Beaver Street! Be here or be square!

[fanstheflame]

[a few moments pass then observe, if you will, a tiny little ninja running toward your house]

[tricelled]

Pffft! You call yourself a ninja? You're barely old enough to walk!

[fanstheflame]

Hey! I can walk just fine! And I can throw shuriken and stuff too, I just don't have any right now!

[tricelled]

What's a shruririkin?

[fanstheflame]

It's a little blade shaped like a star! I'm really good at throwin' them. Soon I'll be just as good at them as my big brother is!

[tricelled]

Oh! Never heard of it. Maybe you are a ninja...