age: 6
Hey!
Hey!
Daddy, I know you like playing jokes on Christmas, but this isn't funny! Where am I? Whose house is this?
Hmm...
I must have been kidnapped!
Well, you're in for it now, kidnappers! You don't know who you're messin' with! I'm Jill Valentine, master thief, and I'm gonna clean your clock if I catch you!
Huh, this is a really crappy kidnapping job. They didn't even tie me up or anything. But I bet this door is locked... This looks like a job for Jill!
[Jill messes with the bedroom door handle for a few moments. The door, which was never locked, opens easily.]
See? No stupid door is a match for me, the master of unlocking!
Hey!
Daddy, I know you like playing jokes on Christmas, but this isn't funny! Where am I? Whose house is this?
Hmm...
I must have been kidnapped!
Well, you're in for it now, kidnappers! You don't know who you're messin' with! I'm Jill Valentine, master thief, and I'm gonna clean your clock if I catch you!
Huh, this is a really crappy kidnapping job. They didn't even tie me up or anything. But I bet this door is locked... This looks like a job for Jill!
[Jill messes with the bedroom door handle for a few moments. The door, which was never locked, opens easily.]
See? No stupid door is a match for me, the master of unlocking!