::cue Optimus Prime voice:: Aw, Jazz. ::end Optimus Prime voice::
Rules for the Transformers Drinking Game:
Drink anytime there is...
an explicitly racist exchange
Megan Fox being "jizz-in-your-pants" hot
something gratuitous (i.e. explosions and/or gov't officials referencing their salaries)
a particularly good line (i.e. Sam Witwicky: Yeah, I just bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot. Who knew?)
an example of Michael Bay singing the praises of the U.S. Army
a plot hole you could drive a semi through
I am sufficiently blitzed.
This is an extrapolation of the Michael Bay drinking game where you basically drink any time there's an explosion. I proposed that as an amendment to the current Transformers constitution, but we would not have made it through the first half of the movie. Honest to God.
Cheers to Michael Bay. A genius among men.
Drink anytime there is...
an explicitly racist exchange
Megan Fox being "jizz-in-your-pants" hot
something gratuitous (i.e. explosions and/or gov't officials referencing their salaries)
a particularly good line (i.e. Sam Witwicky: Yeah, I just bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot. Who knew?)
an example of Michael Bay singing the praises of the U.S. Army
a plot hole you could drive a semi through
I am sufficiently blitzed.
This is an extrapolation of the Michael Bay drinking game where you basically drink any time there's an explosion. I proposed that as an amendment to the current Transformers constitution, but we would not have made it through the first half of the movie. Honest to God.
Cheers to Michael Bay. A genius among men.