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A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

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The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 ( Read more... )

During the summer, there were some times when I wondered why I woke up in the morning.  I would wake up at 6:30 am the time when my boyfriend wakes up to go to work.  then I would go back to sleep maybe wake up at 10 or 11am  and I wait until my b/f gets home from work at about 6pm.  I sit on my myspace, look online, read magazines, sketch in my ( Read more... )