Many of you will probably find this full of tl;dr. I know I do, but I read it anyway and I hope you will too, because it's important. Some of you have, if today was a day you happened to check Twitter, LJ, and your e-mail, gotten it three times. I am completely unapologetic and dare every last one of you to name the processed meat product, ( Read more... )

I got a fish tank on craigslist, and I have to clean before I can set it up- because setting it up is Adding More Crap, and is also A Fun Treat. Ergo, clean first ( Read more... )

I've yet to see so much as a single cardinal (do we even have cardinals?) but somehow I think this is better. XD


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I think I may be in love.

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God damn. I want to buy someone here a medal. XD

I'm at my parents' house, which means I have access to different shoes for the first time in months ( Read more... )

The Good:
the Vancouver show (Friday) for the toaster was very well-hung (always good, no matter what you're discussing) and I got some very nice feedback on the piece. "Nice" both as in "helpful" and as in "positive/pleasant." There was also toothbrush guy, Robin, who was very happy to see me, mercy_angel_09, and chaosblue, because we are a Venn diagram of desirable ( Read more... )

I had to get a lawyer, and explain to his legal assistant what had happened. I just want this to be over.
I'm really sick of crying into pillows, not being entirely sure which part or parts has me so damn upset.

You know, I think I've forgotten how to go to sleep. I'm quite good at going to bed (albeit staying awake in it), and I'm damn excellent at the actually-sleeping part. I'm a dab hand at crashing and have grained a lot of experience passing out ( Read more... )

facepalm + fishgeeking = fishpalm.

My female fancy guppy had a section of missing scales on her. Relative to her size, it was pretty big. Like if, say, a human being had a piece of skin the size of a bacon package scraped off. Five minutes of watching the tank told me why:
( She was harassing the gourami for sex. /)_- )