transversecity
Apr 21, 2023 12:00
- Thu, 17:44: Please do not buy my books. People find my smiles of delight unsettling.
- Fri, 07:33: It's a good tme for the great taste of that prefrontal cortex youv'e got there, the one that's covered by that stupid hat and your head. Put yourself out of your mysery, and let me HELPE HELP NYRDER THEY JUST POISONED THAT GUY!
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transversecity
Apr 19, 2023 16:06
- Tue, 17:50: There are no small parts, just malfunctioning shrink rays.
- Tue, 18:35: I don’t know much about cars, but I do understand the main factor should be picking the one which best connects to Bluetooth.
- Tue, 20:29: *promoter hat* So I asked this guy for his band's rider. He paused, and, after a few minutes, I received a pair of texts--a
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transversecity
Apr 10, 2023 13:02
- Sun, 17:56: If you like it, then you should’ve put a wrong on it.
- Sun, 18:41: We don't need no
- Sun, 19:08: The world is your oyster: it's just been shucked, and you have five minutes to eat it before it becomes very, very dead and very, very poisonous.
- Sun, 20:54: RT @ darklordjournal: The world is your oyster: it's just been shucked, and
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transversecity
Apr 09, 2023 12:00
- Sat, 23:10: I'd like to wish everyone a very happy I Have No Idea What Holiday I Celebrate Anymore.
- Sat, 23:29: What's new, pussycat?
- Sun, 03:19: So @ DarkLordette said, "We're in a post-Avenue Q era." I said, "So I can tweet 'everyone's a little bit racist" without attributing it? "No, you'll get cancelled." "A-HA!" (My wife later won the
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transversecity
Apr 08, 2023 12:00
- Fri, 14:00: As the kinks said, hatred is the only thing we have in common.
- Fri, 14:45: Parents. Can’t live with them, can’t fry ‘‘em in a wok.
- Fri, 15:49: No good deed goes unpunished, which is why I turned evil.
- Fri, 16:01: I have found the police are my friends in New Jersey, especially if I am a masochist, and like getting my ribs,
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