My tweets
- Sat, 23:10: I'd like to wish everyone a very happy I Have No Idea What Holiday I Celebrate Anymore.
- Sat, 23:29: What's new, pussycat?
- Sun, 03:19: So @ DarkLordette said, "We're in a post-Avenue Q era." I said, "So I can tweet 'everyone's a little bit racist" without attributing it? "No, you'll get cancelled." "A-HA!" (My wife later won the argument, but since this is my tweet, I'm leaving that part out.)