Goodness me, who knew that Seifer would be a passable lay? It was almost worth the pathetically little effort it took to get him in such a position in the first place ( Read more... )

Okay, sweethearts, some simple, easy to follow rules for the planned Slytherin invasion.

- Wake me up, and I will kill you
- Do not take this to mean you can do anything to me while I'm asleep. I will wake up, and I will tear your heart out from your throat.
- Think of something imaginative. It's getting dull around here again. If this keeps up, I may ( Read more... )