Oct 11, 2008 11:51
Okay, sweethearts, some simple, easy to follow rules for the planned Slytherin invasion.
- Wake me up, and I will kill you
- Do not take this to mean you can do anything to me while I'm asleep. I will wake up, and I will tear your heart out from your throat.
- Think of something imaginative. It's getting dull around here again. If this keeps up, I may have to take a more active hand in my own amusement.
Speaking of, Seifer, baby, how are you? Still finding you care about people? Such a shame.
And Azula, darling! How simply embarrassingly awful, hit by a simple spell like that. And here I thought you were smart enough to avoid picking fights you can't win. Oh, well. It seems I over-estimated your intelligence. Happens to the best of us, I suppose. Incidentally, work on your threats a little. They're a little...oh, contrived. Unimaginative. It's all right though, angelface, you're still growing.
Sasuke, hun, my offer still stands~
And Bel, your Highness, don't do too much damage to the Gryffindor brat. Or stick to mind games at the very least (assuming he has one). Physical wounds can get somessy, don't you find?
mild torture,
amusement,
boredom