Last year I had a thyroid gland surgically removed for being insanely large and near useless. Soon I am going to have an ultrasound and biopsy to see if it is coming back.

I can re-grow missing parts.

Now, excuse me while I finish removing my leg.

This "femur" thing is really tough . . .

Okay, so our flag is out for a holiday, and it's waving gently in the breeze. But it's night, so I can't see it, just its shadow as it pops in front of the street lamp across the street. So the shadow crosses over the window, and for a couple seconds, SOMEONE thought there was an 11-foot tall person looming over the front porch. Then the person ( Read more... )

Three of the Seven Dwarves were robots. We're pretty sure Sneezy and Happy were, because robots are well known for their allergy problems and euphoria episodes. Most people contend Sleepy was the 3rd robot, but nobody knows for sure ( Read more... )

Four times the steak . . . FOUR TIMES THE STEEEAAAAK ( Read more... )