The War of Eleven Raisins

[toxiceye]

Three of the Seven Dwarves were robots. We're pretty sure Sneezy and Happy were, because robots are well known for their allergy problems and euphoria episodes. Most people contend Sleepy was the 3rd robot, but nobody knows for sure.

And now, every way of making fun of Game of Thrones I can think of:

Feeling hungry? Game of Scones!
Playing World of Warcraft? Game of Pwns!
Out of money? Game of Loans!
Knife getting dull? Game of Hones!
Can't find someone? Game of Phones!
Hurt your foot? Game of Bones!
Still hungry? Game of Calzones!
Composing music? Game of Tones!
Gotta pothole? Game of Cones!
Getting laid? Game of Moans!
Indy movie? Game of Jones!