Leave it to yours truly to drop the ONE bag that has anything breakable in it on the way downstairs while mom pulls into the driveway. Leave it to me to fuck up a surprise. Leave it to me to cut myself on both hands while trying to glue a glass plate back together. There's plenty of red for me today. And it's not the good kind. Damnit. EDIT: They' ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning having slept about 6.5 hours coughing so hard I could barely breathe. So Bri goes to the hospital for 2 hours on fucking CHRISTMAS DAY. They tell me I have "possibly Bronchitis" and I get prescriptions and I leave ( Read more... )

Merry freaking Christmas to all. Hope your holidays are filled with joy and love and blah blah blah. Sorry, I'm cranky. The Grinch hath stole my Christmas spirit and bestowed upon me the most annoying flu/bronchitis-like illness known to man. I am freaking miserable thank you. And have been since Friday morning.Of course I've been off my Zoloft 3 ( Read more... )

Seriously, people. I feel so damn pimp right now. Saturday night at the club I had a guy dancing on me and asking for my number, his friend dancing with me, EJ gave me his card with his number/e-mail on it, and today Suresh called me to get together for coffee tomorrow morning.

I. Am. Pimp. Shit. Bitches.

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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Mine's been over since 3 so I'm loitering as usual. Watching mom decorate the Christmas tree. This is gonna be Lily's first Christmas and I'm already anticipating trouble. XD

HAPPY SEXY BIRTHDAY, KRIS rikku_cheerio!!!!!

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Best. Birthday. Ever.

First? Paid LJ account from gusthemoose, then amazingly hot smut from Liz as well. The hot sexy man candy from knightsarmatia. Mmmm... treated myself to Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets by David Simon. The book that Homicide: Life on the Street is based off of. Picked up a book on the Vietnam war for Brandon while he's in rehab ( Read more... )

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE BIRTHDAY PRESENT gusthemoose!!!

ONE YEAR. PAID LJ TIME. WIN.

♥~~~!

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Is this payback for snapping at my sister all the time or for not forgiving my dad and brother? Is this just a cruel fucking game to you ( Read more... )

So I slept til 4:15 today. All the plans of breakfast in bed for mom and all that shit went out the window. *sigh* I'm sorry mom ( Read more... )

Easter was alright. The usual painful trip to grandma and grandpa Blaine's farm up in Little Falls. As usual grandma was a bitch. When we were leaving she said to me something along the lines of, "You should get your bike out and go riding. It's nice out now and you need to lose some weight." I rolled my eyes and moved along ( Read more... )