Happy to be alive after a proper drive. It's wrong, but I love the smell of the brakes after I've done.

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Happy to be alive after a proper drive. It's wrong, but I love the smell of the brakes after I've done.

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I told my dad that the great thing about an iPhone is that you can get Internet porn wherever you are. Naturally, rather than accepting the joke, he demanded to see some. I set him up with a google images search for "shemales".

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 Fuck!

When I walk down the platform next to the moving train, I get a little disoriented. I just killed a roach with a half empty bottle of bourbon. I really really love the city.

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I'm tired of selling shit.

I have this one black hair that grows in my right eyebrow. All the other hairs above that eye are blonde, but this one is a rogue. To keep order on the face, the black hair is routinely plucked when it grows large enough to be noticeable ( Read more... )

I was sleeping against her torso and I could feel the fetus inside her kick. He was kicking me in the face. I pushed up towards the head of the bead, to lie even with her, and the little bastard followed me. He was inside her, but not in her womb anymore, he had climbed up into her neck and was still trying to kick my face. I could just barely make ( Read more... )

I was sitting working when I started hearing a lot of sirens stopping not too far away. When I saw the police car turn around in front of Heidin Furniture and peel out in the direction of the elementary school down the street, that was enough to get me up out of my chair, down the stairs and onto the sidewalk with my camera and cigarettes in my ( Read more... )