Feb 27, 2004 10:12
I have this one black hair that grows in my right eyebrow. All the other hairs above that eye are blonde, but this one is a rogue. To keep order on the face, the black hair is routinely plucked when it grows large enough to be noticeable.
Given that this one black hair is presently absent from my head, and has been for several days, it's entirely impossible that my body was the source of the one black hair that I just found inside my Dunkin Donuts apple pie.
It's a delicious apple pie.