"Hello Wile E. Coyote. You don't know me, but I know you. I want to play a game. Here's what happens if you lose. There is a defective ACME rocket pack strapped to your back. When the timer goes off, it will explode. There is only one key to open the device. It is tied around the neck of the Road-Runner being held by Hugo the Abominable Snowman. (" ( Read more... )

So we're watching some movie where the killer is cutting up body parts. Cut from this very graphic, bloody scene to one of the still-living next victim, a girl in heavy goth makeup, showing a closeup of her eye, smeared makeup, fake eyelashes coming off ( Read more... )

Checking to see if Netflix had Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask) on streaming. Of course not.

But just in case they were mistaken about what I was looking for:

"Everything You Wanted to Know About Gay Porn Stars is not available to watch instantly. Watch Everything You Wanted to Know About Gay Porn Stars on ( Read more... )

Just watched The Last Exorcism. That was... not what I was expecting.

( Spoiler about why I gave it 4 stars instead of 5... )

I never thought I'd be laughing so much reading an interview with the guys behind the Human Centipede movies ( Read more... )

Someone who loves me ♥ gave me a copy of the book Into The Wild, the book behind the movie of the same name, which contains that song "Guaranteed" by Eddie Vedder that I bug everyone by posting on occasion ( Read more... )

Why do you season this, your love, with so much salt water..?
-- Sir Simon de Canterville (as played by Patrick Stewart), "The Canterville Ghost"

Frozen. Just... wow... That was kind of... disturbing...

On the plus side, I'm not so depressed about the lack of snow in my life now. Nor am I particularly anxious to go skiing any time soon.

o.O

Edit: Wow, the reviewers on Netflix HATED this movie. LOL We found it disturbing enough, but I always do for those "it could actually happen" types...

Inception. Wow. It's been a while since I've seen a movie I've enjoyed that much! Might have to actually buy it ( Read more... )

So K and I are watching a trailer for the movie Prom Night. There's a scene where the girl is hiding under the bed while the killer walks around the room. I turned to K ( Read more... )