Not sure if people really want me getting creative...
"Hello Wile E. Coyote. You don't know me, but I know you. I want to play a game. Here's what happens if you lose. There is a defective ACME rocket pack strapped to your back. When the timer goes off, it will explode. There is only one key to open the device. It is tied around the neck of the Road-Runner being held by Hugo the Abominable Snowman. ("I will love him, and hug him, and squeeze him, and call him George.") You must convince Hugo to allow the bird to escape through the painting of the door on the left wall and release you to take the bird's place in his arms before the timer runs out. Look around Wile E.. Know that I'm not lying. Better hurry up. Live or die, make your choice."