Title:
Trouble Near CardiffAuthor:
used_songsRating: Mature (sex) depending on outcome
Length: Depends on you!
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Toshiko-centric, with team and John
Warnings: Crack, crack, and more crack, with a soupcon of high-octane snark.
Spoilers: Mild for KKBB and Fragments.
Summary: A "Choose Your Own Adventure" story, Torchwood style.
Why you should read it: Oh yeah. Those of us of a certain age will remember Choose-your-own-adventure stories (the last one I read was chasing after a unicorn horn...darn dragon ate me every time. But I digress). They kind of died out after a while (oh hai, internetz!), but that doesn't mean they weren't a good time.
used_songs did a whiz-bang job of recreating one for our favourite sci-fi soap opera superheros, with Tosh in the driver's seat, Gwen being a mishmash of awesome and flaky, Owen being Owen, John being a sexy bastard, and Jack and Ianto...well, see for yourself. Amazingly enough for what is essentially a crack!fic, the characters are all more or less in character, except when the author's being snarky.
I'd say more about it, but I'm too busy laughing my fool head off.
Warning: do NOT read while drinking anything. Neither the author nor I can be responsible for damage to your keyboard.
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