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TMI I'M MELTING!!
Okay probably not, but I am certainly OOZING A SHIT TON.
I have a sinus infection, and ear infection, and what looks like the beginnings of pink eye [please oh please let it just be part of the whole sinus thing!]
I am on antibiotics. I took two doses, JUST TWO SO FAR, and already the yeast infection is beginning.
My nose is running like a faucet, I am hacking up THICK forest green phlem, My ear is leaking, My vag is itchy and leaking sticky discharge, and now my right eye is leaking thick eye juice. I THINK I'M MELTING.
Oh god, on top of all this every time I take antibiotics I get diarrhea a few days in.
I can't wait. :[
Also when I woke up this morning that eye was glued shut at the corners. It wasn't crusty [that stuff was on my eyelashes though] but it was just ...gooey, glue-like discharge I had to wipe away before I could open my eye properly. Its still building up, slowly, in the corners of my eye right now.
FML.
ETA: I didn't want to make another post, but I just HAD to post this.
I just felt the tell-tale gurgling and cramp in my lower belly that meant I needed to get to a toilet NOW. Expecting diarrhea caused by my amoxicillin I dutifully made my way to the bathroom with my cheeks clenched, book and towel [I was planning on a shower anyway] in hand.
I sat on the toilet and gave a little push. What came out of me was not diarrhea, but a very long, thick, VERY solid poop. It left me with such force and speed that I was seriously worried for a moment that my anus had prolapsed. It hurt SO BADLY. The splashback was amazing.
And no, I have not prolapsed, but my poor butt still stings.
ETA: MOAR! Oh wow I AM TMI queen today!
I just got a new glass dildo, it is beautiful[and ah-mazing] and has a ridge spiraling up the outside, and a large ball shape on the other end.
For some reason antibiotics make my sex drive run rampant, so I broke it out.
TMI one- Used the ball end... coughed while it was in me, which caused me to clamp down-- HURT SO BAD!!
The real TMI- I noticed the ridges felt even better than usual. I wondered why. When I looked at it before I cleaned it, I knew. Mostly around the ridges, there was thick pasty white goop. Tell-tale yeast infection goo, all over my pretty new glass dildo.
It was awesome.