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[zombieoutrage]

this afternoon, after straining and pain, I produced an ass baby that looked EXACTLY like a lumpy sperm. It had a very large, rounded head, and then a thin tail like protrusion.

There were also four or five large blood clots from my period and all the straining. My cramps are INTENSE this time around, not like horribly painful, but...forceful? I

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[jinkun2702]

If someone has a megalodon fetish...they truly have a problem. Same with walking in and finding my mom dead somewhere. That's one weird fetish.

[zombieoutrage]

okay so that last one may not exist[I think it's kind of sweet that's your biggest fear though...which sounds weird. um.] but i'm sure someone has a megalodon fetish. [shut up firefox, megalodon is a word]

Personally they scare me shitless.

[jinkun2702]

I definitely worry about just walking in and finding my mom dead...pale and stiff on some surface like a couch or a bed with eyes half open. I don't even know what I'd do. Death is something that I like when it's predictable. Someone's sick, they get worse, you brace yourself for the end and then badaboom, it comes. But when you see someone alive one day and the next day they're gone? Fuck that shit. And if it happens to my mom...I don't even know.

And megalodons are the reason I don't go deep sea fishing anymore. Their teeth just wash up on the beach sometime and I keep thinking "yeah, right, extinct my ass. If they were extinct at some point we'd stop finding foot long teeth washing up on shore." They're out there. They're fucking out there man!

[zombieoutrage]

I'm actually TERRIFIED of anything to do with losing my mother. Expecting it or no. Oh god, I think about it and just... ughhhh. My moms like my best friend, and a total BAMF. Also I love her. so. yeah. [this also goes for my pets, and boyfriend.]

I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS THAT. I'm like IF THEY WERE DEAD THEIR TEETH WOULDN'T KEEP APPEARING. WOULDN'T THEY BE ON THE SEA FLOOR FOSSILIZING AND SHIT? ughhhh no. I don't even like swimming in the ocean. just. no. I love looking at it, and the beach. But I ... ugh there's too many un-knowns.

[intothenightx]

Unless someone gets off on bees, I dont think I have to worry about it XD (But my second one, dirty hands, that could totally be a fetish. barf.)

I passed a couple of clots while sitting still in the middle of a settlement conference with both of my lawyers there this week. To be sitting in fancy business clothes surrounded by men just passing chunky clots was....not something I relished lol.

[ditaykan]

It is. I've seen a video of it. Dude with bees crawling all over his penis.

On second thought, they might have been yellowjackets. Not sure.

[intothenightx]

oh....oh god. *brain broken*

[jinkun2702]

I was going to suggest that being stung by bees could be erotic for masochists or people that just enjoy short bursts of sharp pain.

[drandomtuba]

I already knew that: I'm afraid of people.

But at least no one gets off to the idea of insects climbing into their ears at night... right? Please?

[zombieoutrage]

I am afraid of people myself. awkward high five?

I feel like the idea of insects climbing into ears could easily be a fetish, actually. The act could be seen as suggestive?

[drandomtuba]

People are way scarier than anything else.

but, Eeeewww heeby jeebies! Seriously, I sleep with a blanket wrapped around my ears.

[bighooves]

Let's see, there's probably a fetish for car crashes somewhere.

That and somebody breaking into the house and killing me.

[jinkun2702]

Idk about the whole killing you thing but I know for a fact there's a fetish where people come into your house, break shit, rough you up and kidnap you or rape you as they abuse you.*

*Reference: House M.D.

[polylizzy]

Rape fantasies are very popular actually. Not for everyone but I have a good friend that worked through her fears from a RL rape with a controlled rape scene. Having it end the way SHE wanted helped her overcome her fears of intimacy afterward.

[jinkun2702]

That's a very interesting way to cure a fear, actually. Good on her for figuring that one out. I'm piss scared of megalodons and I don't think I'd ever go in the ocean even with a robotic one just to have that encounter end on my terms. I don't think a real megalodon would let me ride on its back Free Willy style and then let me steal a tooth for a keepsake. Nope.

[e_mily]

Eh. It never really bothered me. Whatever floats your boat, and all that.

The very part about my fear is probably a fetish to somebody.

For one thing, I'm quite landscape agoraphobic. I have, very much indeed, been literally paralyzed with fear in the passenger seat of a car driving in the great plains during a thunderstorm.

In general I don't have a lot of irrational big fears, though.

[zombieoutrage]

I actually think that scenario sounds amazing, and I am so sorry that it terrified you.

[e_mily]

I like thunderstorms! ...Especially when I'm inside a house.

In the woods.

In a mountainous area.

Like I said, landscape agoraphobic. Flat wide-open spaces make me nervous, and thunder/lightning storms in those areas make me irrationally fear I'm gonna get struck.

[jinkun2702]

bb I didn't know that. That's so strange that you'd be afraid of wide open spaces where it's easy to spot something...but not afraid of big closed spaces like the woods where idk, giant fucking bears or hicks can be hiding.